Back Door Open

Now here come some Martians -- they look a little green
But, hey, so does everyone who drives a machine like
Theirs -- it's a rocket ship and it's painted pink.
I told 'em they could park it in the kitchen sink.

Now, here comes Santa Claus -- I don't know why.
Didn't
Anybody tell him it's the 4th of July?
Hey, sit down Santa, I'll get some water to drink.
Oh whoops, there's a rocket in the kitchen sink.

You leave your back door open, yes, ma'am
Leave your back door open, open wide
Leave your back door open, listen sister, and ya
Never know who might step inside

Here comes Goldilocks and Captain Hook
You've seen him in the movies, you've seen her in the book
"Say where," says Goldie, "can I wash my hair?
I tried the kitchen sink but there's a rocket in there."

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Now here comes Mama, and what could she think when there's a
Sleigh on the lawn and a rocket in the sink, but she
Looks at my visitors and she gives 'em a wink and we
Dance up the chimney, dance up the stairs, dance on the rooftop,
Do the who cares..
Dancin' all night, dancin' all day,
Then I hear my Mama say:

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